It's Getting Bad

So I am reading and re-reading Twilight and Midnight Sun. Now I read the scenes right next to each other.

I have friggin lost my mind. It hasn't been this bad since X-Files - for which I needed a 12 step program.

Not an Unknown Fever

Today at the store I look down at Lily and she is covered with spots. I think, heat rash is the best possible explanation but I am pretty damn sure it's scarlet fever and didn't that blind Mary Ingalls?!? So off we go to the doctor. She has roseola - which does this: you have major fever for like 4 days for no apparent reason and then you get better and POOF a rash appears all over your torso. Kind of like shingles or chicken pox, but only kids under the age of 3 get them.

Seriously?
Seriously.

This means we've been to the hospital about 7 times in the last 21 days - that has to be some kind of record. I said to my daughter today, our goal, Elizabeth, is to make it until 2009 before we go back. She just kind of laughed at me and then pulled my hair.

Lusting Lusting Lusting

It has happened again. I have fallen in love with people who don't exist a number of times in my life, Will Hunting, Harry Potter, a character in a cartoon when I was very young (don't ask, it's ridiculous, but if you ever see the comic book Battle of the Planets you'll see why), and now Edward Cullen.

Love love love...

Twilight

So - I am completely lame. Completely lame. I am meeting a group of girlfriends for a late dinner at IHOP and then we're going to drool over Edward in Twilight. My husband says the reviews are bad. I said - SHUT UP. You may or may not know that I was a'lusting after Harry Potter. At least Edward isn't like 12.

Seriously. When will I stop behaving like a teenager?