Thursday, March 30, 2006

I Have Officially Eaten Too Much

I have gained 50 pounds in the last four years. You know, ten pounds a year is not a big deal but it is a big deal when you gain them consecutively with no loss. I am officially the hugest person I have ever seen in clothes. So, I have officially eaten too much. The diet starts Saturday. It's going to be a hard few weeks as I have grown used to having dessert at every meal. Is it any wonder I have gained 50 pounds.

Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Pouring Rain

It is pouring, pouring rain today. Sideways and straight down. And sometimes it feels like there is someone throwing raindrops at you violently. Very gray day today. I HATE it. Smile. But at least the flowers are getting lots of encouragement.

Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Claims Adjustment

I took my car in to see how much money I can get from the insurance agency. Luckily they are paying for all the problems. So I can get my little car fixed and actually listen to the radio...yeah!!!

Craziness

Let me update you all on the craziness of my life right now. Last week I decide (brilliantly I think considering the pain and aftermath) to have a Brazilian bikini wax. While it is interesting and I have not felt this way since grade school, it friggin' hurt!!! I mean, seriously, that little scene in Sex and the City where it's like one pull is so UNTRUE. It took many many pulls and was very very painful.
Then the next morning, because you know fate wants to screw with me, my car gets broken into. Some moron of a thief tries to steal my radio. In the process he rips off my dashboard, ruins the radio he is trying to steal, and breaks his knife in my radio and leaves the handle on the floor. DUH! I mean seriously, DUH! So now I have no radio in my car which means I drive around with my ipod in, I am sure is illegal and dangerous and of course now my loud singing is not covered by any other sound. It is so pathetic to be in my car right now.

Sunday, March 26, 2006

I am SO good

You Are 16% Evil

You are good. So good, that you make evil people squirm.
Just remember, you may need to turn to the dark side to get what you want!