Transformers

Last night Paul and I watched the Transformers movie on Netflix. It was very cool. I am such a fan of Bumblebee and I was so sad that Jazz died. Seems to me none of the Autobots should have died. And the girl who played the teenage girlfriend was very good looking - no one in my high school ever looked that good in a mini skirt. And the boy was pretty cute - lots of guys in my high school looked like him. And it was fun to watch. Jon Voigt was great as the SecDef....smile...

A couple of questions:

• why are the autobots cars and vehicles that would be driven by middle america while the decepticons are military? (was this written by some crazy montana militia man?)
  
• why was the one autobot that was killed by megatron the one with the black affectations?
• why is there an x-files type sector 7 that handles transformers? how many times do we have to be told the government is hiding shit from us?

Boston

It's well known that for years Boston fans acted as though they were cursed because the Red Sox couldn't win a World Series. Never mind that for years the Patriots were good and the Celtics were good, they must be cursed because the baseball team didn't win a World Series. Yankees fans often felt bad for Red Sox, and in fact, many of us rooted for them in the first series they won. We were all Red Sox fans in 2004, we all thought Fever Pitch was a cute movie.

But you see, it is all a fraud. Just ask any fan of Cleveland teams, none of them have been good. Ever. Just ask Yankee fans who root for the Knicks or the Giants...we're in the 30th year of a 5 year plan over in Giants world. Or for that matter, the Jets or the Rangers or the Islanders. But mostly, ask a Cleveland fan.

Today I sit here watching the New England Revolution (soccer team for those of you who don't know there's a sport named soccer) and they kick ass. So Boston currently has the champion baseball team (yeah yippy woo hoo); the best football team (other than the cheating, I mean who doesn't cheat in Boston); the best basketball team (Celtics are undefeated) and now the best soccer team. If these moaners and complainers say one more thing....there will be a rumble.

Where in tarnation is my can of Boston whoop ass???

My Husband

This morning my husband grabbed a pair of jeans to put on. Then he started laughing. I turned around and he had grabbed my jeans. Note the differences and imagine to yourself the hilarity:

1. My husband is a man, I am a woman
2. My husband is 6 feet tall, I am 5 foot three, on a good day.
3. My husband is very lean, I just had a baby 3 months ago and am still working on getting the weight down.

Smile.

Ladies Night

I played Guitar Hero tonight at ladies night. My friend's son helped me learn how to play and then I played some Danzig and Motley Crew. I was so rocking out!! I am very hip...is that the word?

Oh, and, welcome to the world, Numismatist...

Body Combat

Holy crap.

Today my friend Autumn and I decided to start our work out routine. We attended Body Combat, which is essentially kick boxing. 60 minutes of insanity and now I can barely move. You may remember that last year I began boot camp right around this time and the messages began about boot camp, well I can say with certainty that body combat is worse that boot camp. I was sweating so much that there wasn't a pore that wasn't pouring. My eyes stung at the end. Once I lose 40lbs maybe it won't be so bad.

Oh, and yes, I was the fat chick in the room. AGAIN. The goal is to not be the fat chick. If I could like the chick in the front who was kicking serious ass, that'd be good.