Boston

It's well known that for years Boston fans acted as though they were cursed because the Red Sox couldn't win a World Series. Never mind that for years the Patriots were good and the Celtics were good, they must be cursed because the baseball team didn't win a World Series. Yankees fans often felt bad for Red Sox, and in fact, many of us rooted for them in the first series they won. We were all Red Sox fans in 2004, we all thought Fever Pitch was a cute movie.

But you see, it is all a fraud. Just ask any fan of Cleveland teams, none of them have been good. Ever. Just ask Yankee fans who root for the Knicks or the Giants...we're in the 30th year of a 5 year plan over in Giants world. Or for that matter, the Jets or the Rangers or the Islanders. But mostly, ask a Cleveland fan.

Today I sit here watching the New England Revolution (soccer team for those of you who don't know there's a sport named soccer) and they kick ass. So Boston currently has the champion baseball team (yeah yippy woo hoo); the best football team (other than the cheating, I mean who doesn't cheat in Boston); the best basketball team (Celtics are undefeated) and now the best soccer team. If these moaners and complainers say one more thing....there will be a rumble.

Where in tarnation is my can of Boston whoop ass???