My Husband

This morning my husband grabbed a pair of jeans to put on. Then he started laughing. I turned around and he had grabbed my jeans. Note the differences and imagine to yourself the hilarity:

1. My husband is a man, I am a woman
2. My husband is 6 feet tall, I am 5 foot three, on a good day.
3. My husband is very lean, I just had a baby 3 months ago and am still working on getting the weight down.

Smile.