- He joins a shot drinking contest and drinks water (loser!)
- He wants the U.S. to boycott the Olympics (he's never been an athlete, so seriously who cares about those athletes, and he doesn't realize that when you bring the Olympics somewhere shit changes...like in Utah, now we can drink a little bit more than we could in 2001)
- He doesn't have Elton John doing concerts for him and he doesn't have Carole King supporting him and he doesn't have Maya Angelou supporting him (he has Matt Damon - which is almost a plus, but then Matt Damon also roots for the Red Sox - I just want to have sex with him, not figure out why he roots for who he roots for)
- He looks like the Green Lantern.
Wednesday, April 09, 2008
Obama Again
So, here's a few reasons why I don't want Obama to be president.
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Pretty sure Obama played basketball in high school.
Snort - seriously, I snorted. I ran track in high school and play softball, I'm not an athlete, I'm just someone who played a sport in high school.
Did you not say "He's never been an athlete"?
Again - just because you had school spirit and played a sport does not mean you are an athlete, it means you played a game. I play chess, doesn't mean I am a chess player.
Whoa. It's weird how your reasons for not liking him are some of my top reasons for liking him.
Do you have to have been an athlete to care about the Olympics? As Miss McGee says, "If you can't be an athlete, be an athletic supporter."
So - are you voting for him because he's a dork who does shots of water in a shot competition or because he wants athletes to lose out on their one opportunity to be in the Olympics or because he has Matt Damon or because he looks like the Green Lantern?
Smile.
Gotta be careful posting these non-lovey posts about Obama, the fans get a little defensive.
So let me get this straight: people who played sports in high school cannot claim to have ever "been an athlete"?
Correct.
Well then. There you go.
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